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The one and only B. Dolan wrapped things up with a fabulous whiteface minstrel show.
Thu Apr 03 22:48:29 EDT 2008

Is that buttermilk in your condom or are you just really excited about Team Lexington?
Thu Apr 03 22:24:23 EDT 2008

I'm pretty sure this is not the way the original fairy tale ends, but I'm not about to complain.
Thu Apr 03 22:19:40 EDT 2008

Going for a fine art,textured look here.
Thu Apr 03 22:18:59 EDT 2008

What if Snow White was into burlesque?
Thu Apr 03 22:18:17 EDT 2008

I'm not sure how I managed to get this melting vortex effect, but it looks pretty awesome =)
Thu Apr 03 22:16:07 EDT 2008

Now for the act we were all waiting for.
Thu Apr 03 22:15:31 EDT 2008

As you might imagine, the strip show was a really tough act to follow.
Thu Apr 03 22:08:38 EDT 2008

... and then things really got out of hand.
Thu Apr 03 21:57:47 EDT 2008

Eat your vegetables.
Thu Apr 03 21:55:57 EDT 2008

These two girls stole the show by getting their freak on right on stage!
Thu Apr 03 21:54:15 EDT 2008

This man's comedy routine reminds me of a younger, more sober Hunter Thompson.
Thu Apr 03 21:27:50 EDT 2008

This lady also delivered a great performance.
Thu Apr 03 21:18:36 EDT 2008

This girl had the audience hypnotized with her steamy freestyle rap.
Thu Apr 03 20:58:57 EDT 2008

The audience was given a chance to fling pig hearts at Jaime DeWolf's butt. Really.
Thu Apr 03 20:46:17 EDT 2008

This guy recited some funny, dirty haiku poems as part of the open slam competion.
Thu Apr 03 20:30:56 EDT 2008

This judge's spirit animal is a hyphy gorilla.
Thu Apr 03 20:26:53 EDT 2008

A few lucky audience members were chosen to judge the evening's contest. They were also asked to impersonate emotional animals, like this sad rhino.
Thu Apr 03 20:23:46 EDT 2008

Jamie DeWolf gets the party started.
Thu Apr 03 20:17:57 EDT 2008

A little make-up goes a long way.
Thu Apr 03 19:40:29 EDT 2008

The lovely Christina takes a break before things get started at Tourette's Without Regrets.
Thu Apr 03 19:19:37 EDT 2008