You are being watched.

The shower of the future: Built-in fridge for your cocktails, beer tap, shelves to keep your drinks, and dual shower heads so you can drink and shower with that special someone.

Happy halloween!

The zombies can't wait to gnaw on some bunny bones.
Sun Aug 09 19:41:14 EDT 2009

Oh that Blender had been around when I was in high school ... I'd have made such BRUTAL heavy metal art! =)
Mon Aug 03 19:21:37 EDT 2009

This is what happens when I have to sit through a 4 hour meeting on the phone and I only speak for 5 minutes.
* Plus a couple of hours later for the fur and grass ...
Wed Aug 05 11:24:05 EDT 2009

Messing around around with Photoshop, making pop clip-art of my lovely Caitlin.
Thu Jul 30 22:34:06 EDT 2009

The hollow space between atoms vibrates with mysterious strings.
Fri Jul 10 15:44:02 EDT 2009

An un-textured protagonist about to meet a gruesome end in the hands of an undead mob.
Thu May 21 20:10:14 EDT 2009

Playing around with my tablet, I decided to make a picture for the Illustration Fridays group.
Mon Jun 01 19:02:05 EDT 2009

Hungry like the wolf.
Fri Jun 05 14:21:12 EDT 2009

Bobby's mind begins to drift as the LSD grabs hold of his sanity.
Fri Jun 19 13:34:56 EDT 2009

Why do they always make things so complicated?
Fri Jun 12 13:40:28 EDT 2009

Another experiment with making 3D CGI comics. I tried to make the damned souls more scary than in the first version.
Mon Aug 03 14:20:20 EDT 2009

I spent my sick day making this picture ... idle hands are The Devil's playthings?
Fri Jul 24 15:09:01 EDT 2009

I have a cold and feel like death. Here is a drawing I made of how I feel.
Wed Jul 22 15:26:00 EDT 2009

Killing time on a Caturday Crafternoon.
Sat Jul 18 11:29:12 EDT 2009

Another experiment with Corel Painter Essentials and my Wacom Intuos. Some of the texture is 3D evocative in a fun way =)
Wed Jul 15 21:22:37 EDT 2009

Five pounds of old fashion rock candy strings, before I turned them into fake crystal methamphetamine for an art show.
Thu Mar 23 19:12:38 EST 2006

Here's the Oaktown Crack Comics booth at APE 2006, featuring Tim and Rachel.
Sat Apr 08 10:14:10 EDT 2006

A handmade birthday card I made for Erika Moen.
Fri Apr 28 07:17:57 EDT 2006

Sun May 07 22:40:03 EDT 2006

I sincerely believe society would be better of if everyone had mandatory addictions.
In order to be a citizen, you would be required to use a hard drug daily for six months. At the end of that period, if you had the strength to quit and stay clean, you could vote and pay less taxes and what not. Think of it as natural selection.
Wed May 10 22:33:54 EDT 2006

Back in '03, I lived in a hotel in San Francisco's Tenderloin. This guy got shot outside my window, you could see the blood spurt from his head and it ran down the whole length of the block.
I knew how much room 9 pints of blood would take up in a jar, but I had no idea how far you could spread it until then ...
He got shot for buying crack for resale and smoking it all by himself.
Wed May 10 22:39:02 EDT 2006

Over the last 12 years, I've won about $300 in lotto money, but I've lost about $250 buying more tickets.
Wed May 10 22:55:32 EDT 2006

Hypochondria and hardcore partying don't mix.
Thu May 11 22:32:36 EDT 2006

Some thugs tried to mug me, but I fought them off and talked them out of going after my wallet.
Might have been a different story if they had guns.
Thu May 11 22:38:22 EDT 2006

Remember that bum who was asking you for change a minute ago? Now there's just this lovely lemon scent.
Thu May 11 22:39:48 EDT 2006

Sansa Asylum, telling me over the phone that after her European road trip, she's too worn out to go out.
NOTE: This is a crappy drawing. The real Sansa is much cuter than this!
Thu May 11 23:01:22 EDT 2006

Don't you wanna stay up forever too? Is that too much to ask?
Thu May 11 23:04:06 EDT 2006

Remember back in the fall of 2003 when pirates became all the rage? I made this drawing months before that.
Thu May 11 23:06:32 EDT 2006

Compared to '03, 2004 was a lot milder, though not perfect.
Fri May 12 20:24:54 EDT 2006

A commentary on psychotropics and their effect on creativity.
Fri May 12 20:26:31 EDT 2006

Home lobotomies performed with over the counter street drugs.
Fri May 12 20:29:24 EDT 2006

I have difficulty sleeping.
Fri May 12 20:31:03 EDT 2006

I had this ex-girlfriend who really hated guns, yet had no problem shooting up methamphetamine.
Guess you gotta have your priorities straight.
Fri May 12 20:33:27 EDT 2006

I've got this grafic novel in the back burner about the collective subconscious and latent telepathic genes.
Fri May 12 20:37:05 EDT 2006

A lady on the Bart train gave some wild kids this advice. They were real maggots about it.
Fri May 12 20:38:40 EDT 2006

I really wish we weren't made out of a material that rots under the sun.
Fri May 12 20:41:52 EDT 2006

Af if being blind isn't hard enough, being blind and paranoid must really suck.
Fri May 12 20:44:44 EDT 2006

American society as a whole doesn't believe in harm reduction as a way of dealing with blight. The all or nothing approach makes life worse for everyone.
Sat May 13 11:12:04 EDT 2006

Dame Darcy does this really amazing cover of Psycho. She sounds like a kitten talking about murder and mayhem.
Sat May 13 11:15:13 EDT 2006

This guy gets some really unusual sounds out of his harmonica because he's missing most of his teeth.
You can hear him play on Wednesdays at Pat's in Oakland. 1517 Franklin Street @ 14th
Sat May 13 11:18:46 EDT 2006

As an agent of karma, I have to deal with a lot of bullshit. People never listen to my good advice.
Sat May 13 11:21:06 EDT 2006

After spending some time with real railroad hobos, I learned that the thing we all have to fear most is subterranean cannibals.
Sat May 13 11:24:26 EDT 2006

Ever feel tougher than you really are? Gotta keep up the facade.
Sat May 13 11:32:12 EDT 2006

A commentary on Cinderella and ideals versus what we actually have to take in the end.
Sat May 13 11:35:50 EDT 2006

You know you're in bad shape when The Devil makes you take your soul back. Talk about hopeless!
Sat May 13 11:39:19 EDT 2006

Naomi was one of the sweetest crack whores I ever met, and her friend Lou was a nice guy too, even if he did try to extort money out of me once.
Sat May 13 11:43:09 EDT 2006

I come from a long line of degenerates and mental cases, and this is a graphical depiction of our family tree.
Sat May 13 11:46:23 EDT 2006

Booze will turn anyone into a lizard person.
Sat May 13 18:50:28 EDT 2006

Triceratops is my favorite vegetarian.
Sat May 13 18:52:00 EDT 2006

I get me some cats in 2004, and they keep me plenty busy with all their pooping.
Sat May 13 18:54:19 EDT 2006

This guy took a beating outside my hotel room because he owed the crack dealers too much money.
Sat May 13 19:01:49 EDT 2006

A sketch for a graphic novel I'm working on about alien invaders and hobos.
Sat May 13 19:04:48 EDT 2006

I drew this one after watching "Super Size Me".
Sat May 13 19:15:27 EDT 2006

Ever wonder what the see-no-evil monkey and the hear-no-evil monkey do when the speak-no-evil monkey is away?
Sat May 13 19:17:34 EDT 2006

A commentary on herd mentality and how fun it can be.
Sat May 13 19:19:38 EDT 2006

I got a gnarly arm infection earlier this year ... but modern medicine took care of it.
Sat May 13 19:26:38 EDT 2006

Something about having the heart of a lion. A stubby-legged lion, who can't get away fast enough from those who would bind and exploit him.
Sat May 13 19:51:51 EDT 2006

A test storyboard for a comic book I'm working on.
The big guy (a crack head) breaks into a car to steal some iPods, the girl is a homeless crack addict and she convinces him to team up with her so they can get a better deal on drugs.
Tue May 16 23:14:23 EDT 2006

Back in '03, I had a the domain GreenLoris.org ... then in '05 some cybersquatter stole it from me. Now I have it back, and I made this new graphic for the site.
Sat May 20 02:12:24 EDT 2006

My friend Tara wants a tattoo of a "Taradactyl". I made these sketches for her, but I don't think I'm the most qualified artist to draw dinosaur tattoo art.
Sun May 21 20:57:30 EDT 2006

Tara says she wants a silhouetter, so here's some pterosaur outlines.
Mon May 22 22:00:44 EDT 2006

I'm still looking for a good drawing style for my new comic. I've narrowed it down to either markers (bottom left) or pencil with watercolors (bottom right).
In this particular sequence, Bad Mr. Meow and his new friend, a crack ho named Heather, are sitting around smoking crack until they run out. At that point the get up to look for more ... but first they need to mug someone to get money.
Mon May 29 18:16:27 EDT 2006

This month marks the tenth year I've been friends with Anne Jermain. To celebrate, I made her this card ... not I have to hurry up and mail it before she's off with the Peace Corps.
Wed May 31 20:48:11 EDT 2006

Another test page for Annulment. I wanted to see what a full page in pencils would look like. I think it turned out well.
A little too dark, but that's it.
Sun Jun 11 20:50:48 EDT 2006

The cover for my upcoming compilation of sketches.
Sun Jun 25 22:51:41 EDT 2006

The Aztec version of Gaia, The Mother Goddess. A friend of mine wants this as a tattoo.
Fri Jul 21 23:11:20 EDT 2006

The first page of my new comic for APE 2007.
Sat Oct 07 20:58:16 EDT 2006

A couple of pages for one of the comic books I'm working on.
Sun Nov 26 14:56:47 EST 2006

Illustrations for the first few pages of a book I'm putting together.
Sun Dec 03 22:17:04 EST 2006

More illustrations for the storybook I'm working on.
Tue Dec 19 21:56:57 EST 2006

I went out and printed my sketchbook as a slick little paperback.
If you're a fan of American counterculture, or if you've ever wandered what goes on inside a crack house, then you should get yourself a copy of this book.
Fri Jan 19 11:36:15 EST 2007

A birthday card I drew with pen and in for my friend Maria.
Sun Feb 11 20:43:55 EST 2007

The big scene in my new book.
Wed Feb 14 20:37:49 EST 2007

This is the cover for the other book I'm selling at APE.
Sun Mar 11 18:31:28 EDT 2007

Sketched under a minute , so pardon the rough look.
Wed Apr 18 16:52:53 EDT 2007

This is what I do at work when things are slow.
Thu May 03 15:43:10 EDT 2007

"So good, you'll try it again" - An advertisement for crack cocaine.
Tue May 15 09:37:57 EDT 2007

Bullets say it all.
Sun Aug 19 12:03:52 EDT 2007

I bought this red femo octopus from the wonderful Leslie Levings at APE 2007.
Sun Aug 19 12:10:43 EDT 2007

An illustration for a new book I'm working on.
Sun Aug 26 09:58:15 EDT 2007

A quick and dirty attempt to copy the stippling style of the ultra talented Noli Novak. She puts my artwork to shame, but in my defense this picture is only a couple of inches across.
Fri Dec 21 21:25:21 EST 2007

I took my new 25mm macro extension tube for a spin and made Octo my first subject.
For more of Leslie Levings' art, go to:
www.theatrox.com/leslie/
Tue Feb 05 08:26:05 EST 2008

Detail from the birthday card I just drew for Maria. It's some sort of octopus-headed alien.
Wed Feb 13 08:28:39 EST 2008

A human embryo constructed by a biochip using advanced nanotechnology.
Fri Mar 07 19:09:37 EST 2008

Playing around with different exposure mechanisms. (R-L) Sekonic meter, TTL meter, TTL meter + gray card.
It seems the Sekonic meter did the best job of picking an exposure that preserved detail in the shadow and highlight areas.
Oh, and that's a weird little papier mache arthropod I made out of paper towels and a brown paper bag.
Mon Jun 09 19:43:19 EDT 2008

A critter I made to play with high-key lighting.

Testing out gimpshop, a free photoshop clone ... it has some pretty good filters and controls.
Thu Aug 28 16:16:16 EDT 2008

I decided to waste a little time painting in Photoshop. I was watching a zombie movie, so this is what came out.
Tue Oct 07 16:23:48 EDT 2008

Inspired by the work of Ben Templesmith, I purchased some white gel ink pens and whipped out a little clip art for Samhain. Happy Halloween!!
The title of this image is from a terrific Jeff Buckley song.
Mon Oct 20 22:44:51 EDT 2008

I'll be the first to admit it: I'm hooked on the Sterling fractal generator!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterling_program
Next I'll have to try out some of the other fractal generators:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractal_generating_software
Thu Dec 18 22:57:15 EST 2008

... but he wants your change.
Messing around with the ManCandy FAQ in Blender.
Fri Feb 06 13:40:21 EST 2009

My entry for Zachary's 2009 pizza art contest.
Tue Feb 10 21:39:20 EST 2009

One of the sets I'm building with Blender for my upcoming coming book about a plague that could wipe out our universe.
Fri Apr 17 11:57:35 EDT 2009

Our intrepid protagonists try to charge a zombie hoard across the Bay Bridge ... but there's just too many of them!
Fri May 08 05:33:46 EDT 2009

It took a pretty new quad-core machine nine hours to render this still ... but I think it looks pretty awesome. I need to make it render faster before adding another character and some props.
Sat May 30 05:30:25 EDT 2009

A worn out sign signals the end of everything as we know it.
Page one of several hundred needed to tell the story of the end of our universe.
Tue Jun 30 20:11:46 EDT 2009